Tuesday, January 18, 2011

I Can Honestly Say That I Never Saw It Coming....

I assumed that after all of this time together, Tanya and I were pretty solid. I guess I just took it for granted that we were the real deal and didn't give a lot of thought to anything coming between us. That was my biggest mistake.

When talk first surfaced about the prospect of him coming, it wasn't something that I thought a lot about most of the time. There were a couple of red flags that I overlooked when she'd talk about how much she'd enjoy having him here. She rattled on and on about them jogging together and taking long walks. But, after he was here.....I realized that I should have never let my guard down.

He came walking in with those puppy dog eyes.....

She was constantly looking for excuses to spend time with him. She was coming home during lunch and racing home after work. She thinks that everything that he does is cute and wonderful.

I wasn't the only one blindsided by his arrival. I don't think that any of us could know the impact that he'd have on our lives. We've gotten together and talked about how to handle this situation but it's hard to find an assassin that will work for dog treats. Our fearless leader, Muffy, has promised me, Cupcake and Bella that all bets are off if she can get a few minutes alone with this home wrecker!

It's obvious that you can't stop love. The kisses, the glances and the constant giggles torture me.

There is little that I can do now...the damage is done. These two are inseparable. I've decided to wait it out and hope that she comes back. If not, I can't say that I wasn't warned.

I just always thought if I lost her to anyone, it'd be Jillian from The Biggest Loser. I feel like such a fool!

If all else fails, maybe I'll eat out of the trash can and pee on the floor. It's seemed to endear him to her even more so I may give it a shot. I'll keep you posted.

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